Hipsters are nice people. But they can be cliquey. Here are some suggestions that will help you make your next hipster party a fun one.
Wear sunglasses
Erika rocks the big sunglasses along with guest hipster and New York socialite Sharon. The only caveat to wearing sunnys is you have to be outgoing to compensate for your retiring demeanor. These two do that well.
Wear Skinny Jeans
Sporting close-fitting clothes tells the world that you're not afraid of your intrinsic humanity – a hipster trait. It doesn't get more hip than these pair of young, up-and-coming film directors. 
Kiss someone
Do that and you will earn hipster R-E-S-P-E-C-T. They appreciate and admire public displays of affection.
Play Hipster Sports
Hollywood hipsters don't play contact sports but they ARE competitive – just not at the things you compete at. They compete at indie film-making, Vespa detailing and to see who can throw the best dinner party. The latest hipster trend is Bocce. So grab a ball and issue a challenge.
Sit on the floor
Seriously, hipsters do this all the time.
Tap into your inner Shakespeare
You probably didn't know The Bard was a hipster. What, with wearing hose and writing on his MacBook (parchment) all day, he started the whole trend. Here Johnny acts out The Taming of The Shrew complete with Shakespearean facial hair and dramatic stare.
Be casual in your demeanor but intelligent in your conversation
However don't try to impress with your knowledge. Talk about personal experiences in a disqualifying (humble) way.
Notice details
What separates hip from almost-hip are the details. Hollywood Hipsters above all define themselves as having refined tastes. They're not impressed by price tags or connections. But they are impressed by thoughtful details. Talk about those details and develop those details in yourself, and you'll be on your way to being a Hollywood hipster player.
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….and when asked if there were any hipsters at the party, they all said “no”. I hate these effin try-hards with a passion. Stay the F*** out of Brooklyn.
Hey, what you refer to as hipster over in the States is like a fashionable person here in Britain! It’s cool to hang out with all sorts though.
jaja. man, it’s cool. you are a dating coach, but you are normal and functional enough, you even got married. i checked out juggler’s seduction school tv show and it was inspiring and powerful. now, that hipster party, who cares? the only thing i point out, there are some tecate beers in there, and tecate is dead last, it’s the worst beer in méxico, made from remnants in producing the other beer lines for cuauhtémoc moctezuma and it’s what brick layers drink. jaja, and somebody thought it was a smart drink. you learn something new everyday.